For the love of all things holy, please do not aspire to this as it is not a valid career choice: Virtual Pet Owners Now Hiring Virtual Pet Sitters.
To each his own, it takes all kinds, keep an open mind, one man’s ceiling is another man’s floor, etc. Whatever. Second-Lifers were already hanging by a thread on the tolerability scale. That dream is over and now I’ve got a call in to my ophthalmologist so he can unstick my eyeballs from their current extreme-eye-roll position. Humans never cease to amaze me with their triumphs and badassness, but today I’m just ashamed of my upright walking and my opposable thumbs.
Posted by Alexa Harrington
